"Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter."

Don’t be fooled, I’m not this talented. @auxnaturale made this beautiful bouquet! #happyfriday 💖🌸💐🌹🌺🌷🌼 #woofloweremoticons

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

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drakery:

Houston oilers decal lol hell yeah

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givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

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africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

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afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

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kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

Go coogs

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sherlock-holmeless:

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I’m so sorry, but I just had to…

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But it’ll make me look fresh as hell, bye loser

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whatslifewithout:

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solidferret:

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solidferret:

sixpenceee:

Where does your state fit in?

Also you maybe wondering what a couple of these are, and I’m happy to say I have posts/wiki articles on them that will clear that out for you.

BLACK EYED CHILDREN

ENFIELD HORROR

JERSEY DEVIL

BUNNY MAN

GOAT MAN

MOTH MAN

WENDIGO

SKIN WALKER RANCH

FLATHEAD LAKE MONSTER

WEEPING WOMAN

CARDIFF GIANT

NO! THINGS LIKE THESE SCARE ME! DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE MOTH MAN!

Wait, I didn’t think there was such thing as the Oklahoma Octopus, might want to check your sources there.

Also… poop monster? This sh*t I gotta see. (no pun intended)

I think we should make a Cabin in the Woods type movie with these things. (Sasquatch was already in it, why not. GET ON IT JOSS WHEADON)

Excuse me sir, your Jeresy Devil link sent me a picture of a deformed monkey thing. That’s not what the reports say it is. He was more of a gargoyle type thing that was giant, more beastly like.

Also where’s the Dover Demon? I don’t think Witches are the things Massachusetts have for monsters.

You’re right about one thing, Kansas does have Satan. He’s located in Topeka from what I’m told.

I like this post, I rarely find some decent cryptid stuff.

Hello sir, yes, I am here. Sorry about that, copied and pasted the wrong links.

Here’s a link for the Jersey Devil

Also the Oklahoma Octopus “exists” or atleast there were some sightings

Massachusetts- Salem Witch Trails. 

The Loveland Frog-Man was very close to where I grew up… He is no joke. I’m not sleeping tonight…

Can’t wait to read through these later

Someone shares my fucking fear of mothman. Shit’s serious

Yess vote Ke$ha @keshaofficiall #lolz4lyf